Amish moms be like

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My single friend told me he refuses to go on Tinder or any of the online dating sights because he wants to meet someone the “old fashioned way”. I said, “that’s cool, so if I set you up how many sheep and how much land can I offer?”

Lara L’Amish

The best memory hack ever!

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If your wife is always losing stuff just tell her to put it right next to all the things you’ve done wrong that she’ll never forget.

Lara L’Amish

Let’s talk about sex

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When it comes to sex, my wife has a laissez faire attitude. Specifically, hands off.

The Amish Drifter

How to get your “To do List” done

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Women: starting a request with “Who do I have to blow to get (insert desired result)” can save yourself hours of nagging.

The Amish Drifter

How to talk to a woman

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When your woman begins a conversation with: “correct me if I’m wrong but,” DO NOT correct that woman! Don’t do it dude.

Lara L’Amish

How to win an argument with your woman

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Why argue? Flip a coin, heads she wins, tails you apologize.

Lara L’Amish