Amish moms be like

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American pop culture, amish, amish baby, amish baby machine podcast, comedy, Funny, kids, mommy rant, parenting, sick kids

The very best part if having kids is that they are sick every time I have to go to something I don’t want to.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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amish, amish baby, Amish Baby Machine, comedy, kids, mommy rants, parenting, podcast, pop culture, toys, women in comedy

 

 

My four year old just shot me with a toy gun and yelled “you’re dead!”  So now I’ve been laying here, not moving, for over 10 minutes. I love this game. 

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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amish, amish baby, Amish Baby Machine, comedy, kids, monmy rants, parenting, podcast

 

 

Having kids is awesome because why would you ever want to sleep on more than 8 inches of your king sized bed?

Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like

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amish, amish baby, amish baby machine podcast, amish wisdom, comedy, funny kids, kids, mommy rants, parenting, things kids say

 

 

Just got on the scale and my 4 year old said, “mommy you got so many points!”

Lara L’Amish 

Kids TV show fails

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amish, amish baby, Amish Baby Machine, cartoons, comedy, Funny, funny kids, kid fails, mommy rants, Nick jr., parenting, podcast, that's what she said jokes

If you feel like there just aren’t enough “that’s what she said” opportunities, try watching 2 minutes of ANY nick jr show.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like : Kids tech

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amish, amish baby, Amish Baby Machine, comedy, comedy podcast, kids, mommy rants, parenting, parenting advice, parenting fail, podcast, tech

Just got a 10 min tutorial from my four year old on how to work the TV remote.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like:NKOTB

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80s Music, 80s tv, amish, amish baby, amish baby machine podcast, comedy, kids, M.A.S.H, mommy rants, NKOTB, parenting, pop culture, reality shows, retro music, retro tv

Tried teaching my son the game M.A.S.H today. He thought it was stupid and I got all sentimental about how I never ended up married to Joey from NKOTB, living in a mansion, driving a corvette with 19 kids.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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amish, amish baby, amish baby machine podcast, amish wisdom, fundraiser, Funny, funny moms, kids, mommy rants, Parent teacher conferences, parenting, parenting advice, podcast, raising kids, schools, teachers

I have parent teacher conferences tonight and I think a cash bar at this event would be an excellent fundraiser for the school.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like: potty training

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amish, amish baby, amish baby machine podcast, amish wisdom, comedy, Funny, how to talk to your kids, kids, mommy, mommy rants, parenting, parenting advice, parenting fail, podcast, potty training

Why is my kid constantly pounding on the bathroom door asking if I’m still in there?! Does he think I’m going to crawl out of the window and escape? Actually, not a bad idea..

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like : how to discipline your child

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amish, amish baby, amish baby machine podcast, amish wisdom, comedy, how to discipline your child, kids, mommy, mommy rants, parenting, parenting advice, parenting fail

I secretly love when my kid gets in trouble at school. The little “who knows what” dance we do when he gets home is, sadly, my only source of suspense.

Lara L’Amish