Amish moms be like

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 My son threw a tantrum at target today when I wouldn’t buy him chocolate, and I couldn’t even get mad because I felt the same way he did.
Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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I’m an excellent problem solver. I was burdened with a hot body, too much sleep, the ability to poop by myself; so I was assertive and had kids. 

Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like

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My kids just politely introduced themselves to my guests as “mom! Where’s the iPad?!!!!” and “can you make me mac and cheese cause the food you made looks gross.”

Lara L’Amish   

Amish moms be like

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My 4year old is such a happy guy that he laughs in his sleep. This makes me worry that there was a terrible mix up at the hospital. 

Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like

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I’ve  made sure to teach my kids that no matter what color, class, religion, sexual orientation, political affiliation, etc, all attractive people deserve our respect. 

Lara L’Amish   

Amish moms be like

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 No, honey, you can’t eat your last piece of ice cream cake for breakfast because it isn’t healthy, will give you cavities and also mommy ate it last night.
Lara L’Amish 

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I realized that I’ve been playing an epic drinking game non stop for the last 11 years; one where I drink wine every time my kids annoy me.

Lara L’Amish 

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Hey single, childless people, I’ll see your debilitating hangover and raise you a hysterical 4 year old that won’t leave the house without wearing his Superman costume.

Lara L’Amish

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Taking the electronics away stopped working as a punishment for my kids, so now I’ve told them that I’m going to start responding to all their texts as them, and the conversation will focus entirely on how much they love their mommy.

Lara L’Amish

Amish dads be like

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You know you’re a dad when you ask at karaoke night if they have “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”

The Amish Dad