Amish moms be like : Kids tech

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Just got a 10 min tutorial from my four year old on how to work the TV remote.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like: Kids texting

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If I had a baby today I bet his first words would be “mom, just text me.”

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like: potty training

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Why is my kid constantly pounding on the bathroom door asking if I’m still in there?! Does he think I’m going to crawl out of the window and escape? Actually, not a bad idea..

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like : how to discipline your child

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I secretly love when my kid gets in trouble at school. The little “who knows what” dance we do when he gets home is, sadly, my only source of suspense.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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I’m beginning to wonder if every time I go to the bathroom and find poop in the toilet it’s because I have three gross boys who forget to flush or I’m just constantly living 2 minutes into the future.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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This kid at a birthday party for my son’s friend pooped his pants and got to go home. Must admit, I seriously considered that option.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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amish, amish baby, amish baby machine podcast, amish mom, comedy, headaches relief, kids, kids medicine, mommy rants, moms be like, parenting, parenting advice, parenting fail, podcast, Rants

Whenever I get headaches I follow the instructions on the Advil bottle by taking 2 and keeping away from the children.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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My kids just threw away bubble wrap without popping it. I’m raising animals.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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I refuse to be impressed with technology until I can turn my whining kids to vibrate.

Lara L’Amish