Amish moms be like

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 No, honey, you can’t eat your last piece of ice cream cake for breakfast because it isn’t healthy, will give you cavities and also mommy ate it last night.
Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like

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“I would love to play hide and seek with you love, but mommy is very busy trying to get these people inside my phone, who I’m not really friends with, and I don’t even like that much, nor they me, to laugh.”

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like : Kids tech

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Just got a 10 min tutorial from my four year old on how to work the TV remote.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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I have parent teacher conferences tonight and I think a cash bar at this event would be an excellent fundraiser for the school.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like: potty training

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Why is my kid constantly pounding on the bathroom door asking if I’m still in there?! Does he think I’m going to crawl out of the window and escape? Actually, not a bad idea..

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like : how to discipline your child

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I secretly love when my kid gets in trouble at school. The little “who knows what” dance we do when he gets home is, sadly, my only source of suspense.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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My eldest son: “Mommy, what does tact mean?” Me: “Don’t worry about it baby. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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Playing catch with my 4 year old is very similar to just running after a ball over and over again.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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I feel a little guilty for not spending more time with my boys. Maybe it’s time I get them a Facebook account.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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This kid at a birthday party for my son’s friend pooped his pants and got to go home. Must admit, I seriously considered that option.

Lara L’Amish