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Amish moms be likeĀ 

11 Monday May 2015

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 No, honey, you can’t eat your last piece of ice cream cake for breakfast because it isn’t healthy, will give you cavities and also mommy ate it last night.
Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like

26 Sunday Apr 2015

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“I would love to play hide and seek with you love, but mommy is very busy trying to get these people inside my phone, who I’m not really friends with, and I don’t even like that much, nor they me, to laugh.”

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like : Kids tech

25 Wednesday Mar 2015

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Just got a 10 min tutorial from my four year old on how to work the TV remote.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

07 Saturday Mar 2015

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I have parent teacher conferences tonight and I think a cash bar at this event would be an excellent fundraiser for the school.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like: potty training

05 Thursday Mar 2015

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Why is my kid constantly pounding on the bathroom door asking if I’m still in there?! Does he think I’m going to crawl out of the window and escape? Actually, not a bad idea..

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like : how to discipline your child

04 Wednesday Mar 2015

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I secretly love when my kid gets in trouble at school. The little “who knows what” dance we do when he gets home is, sadly, my only source of suspense.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

23 Monday Feb 2015

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My eldest son: “Mommy, what does tact mean?” Me: “Don’t worry about it baby. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

22 Sunday Feb 2015

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Playing catch with my 4 year old is very similar to just running after a ball over and over again.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

21 Saturday Feb 2015

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I feel a little guilty for not spending more time with my boys. Maybe it’s time I get them a Facebook account.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

04 Wednesday Feb 2015

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This kid at a birthday party for my son’s friend pooped his pants and got to go home. Must admit, I seriously considered that option.

Lara L’Amish

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