Amish moms be like

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“Ahhh, what a beautiful morning!  I feel good, rested, coffee is brewing, hair looks great, let’s seize this dayyyy OH WTF WHO LEFT THIS GIANT CRAP IN THE TOILET?!!”–me. Every day. 

Lara L’Amish

Dr. Mom: a mother’s medical advice

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I realized how much of my life is spent being a mom when my adult friend told me she had a stomach ache and I asked her if she had pooped today. 

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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My eldest son: “Mommy, what does tact mean?” Me: “Don’t worry about it baby. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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I’ve always wanted a superpower, and though I’d prefer mind reading or the power of persuasion, I’d settle for my kids superpower of falling asleep on the couch and being magically transported to bed.

Lara L’Amish