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Why is my kid constantly pounding on the bathroom door asking if I’m still in there?! Does he think I’m going to crawl out of the window and escape? Actually, not a bad idea..
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04 Wednesday Mar 2015
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I secretly love when my kid gets in trouble at school. The little “who knows what” dance we do when he gets home is, sadly, my only source of suspense.
Lara L’Amish
28 Saturday Feb 2015
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“It’s the thought that counts” never applies. Especially when it comes to showering. You have to actually do that.
Lara L’Amish
24 Tuesday Feb 2015
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Was watching a WW2 documentary with my kids and they asked me if I was part of it. So, now I think I’ll watch the movie 2012 with them and tell them about how we all survived that. I need my grand kids to have good stories about me.
Lara L’Amish
23 Monday Feb 2015
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My eldest son: “Mommy, what does tact mean?” Me: “Don’t worry about it baby. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”
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22 Sunday Feb 2015
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Playing catch with my 4 year old is very similar to just running after a ball over and over again.
Lara L’Amish
11 Wednesday Feb 2015
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My ten year olds basketball game would be far more entertaining if someone would just turn into a werewolf already.
Lara L’Amish
09 Monday Feb 2015
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