26 Tuesday May 2015
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How many moms out there have heard a loud crashing sound while they were in the shower and struggled with whether or not she should get dressed before taking her child to the er?
Lara L’Amish
24 Sunday May 2015
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Truth be told, I only wanted 2 kids, but the 2nd one didn’t get enough “likes” on Instagram, so I had to have the 3rd.
Lara L’Amish
22 Friday May 2015
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My personal style can be best described as “I hope my kid doesn’t fall and hurt themselves when I drop them off cause I can’t get out of the car like this
Lara L’Amish
20 Wednesday May 2015
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My son threw a tantrum at target today when I wouldn’t buy him chocolate, and I couldn’t even get mad because I felt the same way he did.
Lara L’Amish
19 Tuesday May 2015
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I’m an excellent problem solver. I was burdened with a hot body, too much sleep, the ability to poop by myself; so I was assertive and had kids.
Lara L’Amish
15 Friday May 2015
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My kids just politely introduced themselves to my guests as “mom! Where’s the iPad?!!!!” and “can you make me mac and cheese cause the food you made looks gross.”
Lara L’Amish
14 Thursday May 2015
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My 4year old is such a happy guy that he laughs in his sleep. This makes me worry that there was a terrible mix up at the hospital.
Lara L’Amish
13 Wednesday May 2015
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I’ve made sure to teach my kids that no matter what color, class, religion, sexual orientation, political affiliation, etc, all attractive people deserve our respect.
Lara L’Amish
12 Tuesday May 2015
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“Ahhh, what a beautiful morning! I feel good, rested, coffee is brewing, hair looks great, let’s seize this dayyyy OH WTF WHO LEFT THIS GIANT CRAP IN THE TOILET?!!”–me. Every day.
Lara L’Amish
11 Monday May 2015
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No, honey, you can’t eat your last piece of ice cream cake for breakfast because it isn’t healthy, will give you cavities and also mommy ate it last night.
Lara L’Amish
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