Sex and politics

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I’m surprised that after the success of the same sex marriage campaign that more men haven’t gotten together to lobby Washington for a “some sex marriage” bill. 

Lara L’Amish

The best memory hack ever!

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If your wife is always losing stuff just tell her to put it right next to all the things you’ve done wrong that she’ll never forget.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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Be kind when telling your wife that you think you need Viagra, she might take it kinda hard.

Lara L’Amish 

How to have the perfect golf swing

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Any golfers out there? I’m happy to report I’m swinging with a new graphite shaft. My wife has never been happier.

The Amish Drifter

Fifty shades of grey

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My wife and I want to act out 50 Shades of Gray but don’t want to rush into things so we’re starting off light. First off we plan to tackle Fun With Dick and Jane.

The Amish Drifter

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Ladies: DO take an Advil. Valentines day, like his birthday and New Year’s Eve, are our token obligatory holidays. You’re on duty, no slacking.

Guys: if your girl takes the time and money to wear fancy lingerie for you for valentines day, savor it. Relish it. Treat it like the canvas it is. Don’t just rip it off like a savage, you’re better than that.

Lara L’Amish

How to get your “To do List” done

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Women: starting a request with “Who do I have to blow to get (insert desired result)” can save yourself hours of nagging.

The Amish Drifter

Look into her eyes not her cleavage

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If you’re tired of us guys looking at your cleavage instead of your face then do something about it. Eat a banana or something.

The Amish Drifter

How to win an argument with your woman

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Why argue? Flip a coin, heads she wins, tails you apologize.

Lara L’Amish