Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Ladies: DO take an Advil. Valentines day, like his birthday and New Year’s Eve, are our token obligatory holidays. You’re on duty, no slacking.

Guys: if your girl takes the time and money to wear fancy lingerie for you for valentines day, savor it. Relish it. Treat it like the canvas it is. Don’t just rip it off like a savage, you’re better than that.

Lara L’Amish

How to get your “To do List” done

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Women: starting a request with “Who do I have to blow to get (insert desired result)” can save yourself hours of nagging.

The Amish Drifter

Get my drift

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I didn’t say my sex life was unique, I said it was outside the box.

The Amish Drifter