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Amish moms be like 

26 Tuesday May 2015

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How many moms out there have heard a loud crashing sound while they were in the shower and struggled with whether or not she should get dressed before taking her child to the er?

Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like 

24 Sunday May 2015

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Truth be told, I only wanted 2 kids, but the 2nd one didn’t get enough “likes” on Instagram, so I had to have the 3rd. 
Lara L’Amish 

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20 Wednesday May 2015

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 My son threw a tantrum at target today when I wouldn’t buy him chocolate, and I couldn’t even get mad because I felt the same way he did.
Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like 

19 Tuesday May 2015

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I’m an excellent problem solver. I was burdened with a hot body, too much sleep, the ability to poop by myself; so I was assertive and had kids. 

Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like 

15 Friday May 2015

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My kids just politely introduced themselves to my guests as “mom! Where’s the iPad?!!!!” and “can you make me mac and cheese cause the food you made looks gross.”

Lara L’Amish   

Amish moms be like 

14 Thursday May 2015

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My 4year old is such a happy guy that he laughs in his sleep. This makes me worry that there was a terrible mix up at the hospital. 

Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like

13 Wednesday May 2015

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I’ve  made sure to teach my kids that no matter what color, class, religion, sexual orientation, political affiliation, etc, all attractive people deserve our respect. 

Lara L’Amish   

Amish moms be like 

12 Tuesday May 2015

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“Ahhh, what a beautiful morning!  I feel good, rested, coffee is brewing, hair looks great, let’s seize this dayyyy OH WTF WHO LEFT THIS GIANT CRAP IN THE TOILET?!!”–me. Every day. 

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Amish moms be like 

11 Monday May 2015

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 No, honey, you can’t eat your last piece of ice cream cake for breakfast because it isn’t healthy, will give you cavities and also mommy ate it last night.
Lara L’Amish 

Amish moms be like

27 Monday Apr 2015

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Hey single, childless people, I’ll see your debilitating hangover and raise you a hysterical 4 year old that won’t leave the house without wearing his Superman costume.

Lara L’Amish

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