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HOLLYWOOD-The Hollywood rumor mill is buzzing today with the possibility that the cast from the Expendables may do a reboot of the movie Charlie’s Angels. “With the hugely popular idea of the Ghostbusters film being redone with an all women cast, they would be stupid not to” said top internet movie expert Richard Hertz. Insider sources
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Eau Claire Wis. (ABM)
A unicorn spotted Saturday night by two Eau Claire men was actually a dog with a traffic cone stuck on its head
says Sheriff’s Department Deputy J. Smith.
The Amish Baby Machine reports on Saturday night BFFs Hunter Dickson and Jeremy Poon were in Poon’s Garage around 2:30 a.m. celebrating their totally awesome win on Call of Duty when they were startled by a loud noise.
Poon stated “We kicked some kids’ ass on COD and celebrated by pounding Grumpy’s Bitter Irony IPA when we heard a loud noise and spotted a majestic creature that was totally a unicorn.”
“We immediately called Animal Planet but they didn’t answer so we called 911.” Said Poon.
“I’m like you dudes totally need to bring a Barrett .50 Cal cause this this thing is huge!” Poon also stated.
Deputies later arrived at the residence and removed an orange traffic cone from the family dog, a very frightened Golden Doodle named Mr. Smoodles.
When asked about the incident, Deputy Smith Said. “It’s all in a day’s work.”