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CUPERTINO, Cali.- Craft beer lovers rejoice! Apple Inc. is rumored to be releasing a craft beer this summer code named Bitter Irony. Apple has said to be feverously looking to break into the lucrative craft beer market. It’s going to purchase Anheuser-Busch InBev for cash to make this happen says inside sources. Bitter Irony is an IPA and specs are reported to include quad hops and a zippy, newly installed RAM flavor. The beer will be bottled in virtually unbreakable sapphire glass bottles in your choice of brushed aluminum or non-threatening white. It’s said to pair nicely with the new Apple watch via Bluetooth. Your move Google.