The ultimate guide to collecting

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I wonder if hoarders send pictures of their junk to people on Snapchat.

The Amish Nerd

Pi Day 2015: It’s Greek to me

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Apparently it’s Pi day today. I never enjoyed math. It just doesn’t click. I don’t know what’s up with all this arithmetic. But If I was good at math I would learn code and eat tons of pie a la mode. I haven’t really learned what Pi actually is but I’m sure I’ll get around to it.

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Amish moms be like

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I have parent teacher conferences tonight and I think a cash bar at this event would be an excellent fundraiser for the school.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like: potty training

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Why is my kid constantly pounding on the bathroom door asking if I’m still in there?! Does he think I’m going to crawl out of the window and escape? Actually, not a bad idea..

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like : how to discipline your child

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I secretly love when my kid gets in trouble at school. The little “who knows what” dance we do when he gets home is, sadly, my only source of suspense.

Lara L’Amish

The unbelievable power of thought

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“It’s the thought that counts” never applies. Especially when it comes to showering. You have to actually do that.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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Playing catch with my 4 year old is very similar to just running after a ball over and over again.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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This kid at a birthday party for my son’s friend pooped his pants and got to go home. Must admit, I seriously considered that option.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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My kids just threw away bubble wrap without popping it. I’m raising animals.

Lara L’Amish

Amish moms be like

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Not to negate Einstein’s genius, but I think the real definition of insanity is thinking you can keep a clean house with small children.

Lara L’Amish